i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
i want this blog to be as positive as possible but i also want to reblog sad text posts and cry myself to sleep
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
me as a parent
the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown
when your mom calls to give you chores to do